The Pirates of the Carribean called, they took their parrot back.
He was sick of being a parrot so he hopped off the table and became an ostrich.
He got eaten by a cat, A very mean cat. (Or just my evil cat...)
He got bored of just sitting there so he grew wings and flew to the library to take a break and read.
He got married and moved to the Amazon Rain Forest where he was born.
He went to the store for some cheesepuffs, he'll be back very soon.
BONUS: A mysterious hooded chicken came to him and said "Follow me." He then went on an epic quest to find the evil Dr. MeowMeow, a cat that was enslaving innocent parrots. Dr. MeowMeow was sitting in his lair when the parrot and the chicken burst into the lair. Dr. MeowMeow was brought to justice. At the moment the Parrot is away writing his autobiography.
I KNOW WHO STOLE THE PARROT! 6 ideas.